"Don't Trust that Creepy Uncle"

Films: Let's Kill Uncle (Before He Kills Us) (1966)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Haunted Home

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Oh look, some inheritance money! Watch as the rest of the family dogpiles each other in a bid to get the big bucks in the easiest way. In this case, only one wished to take it too far...

History: Major Kevin Harrison, an ex-soldier living on Serenity Island, has just been told that his brother died, and his nephew and some other girl he doesn't care about is coming to live with him. But the will states that the brat gets all 5 million in cash, so he sees it fit to just murder the tyke while he has the chance. But the two children won't go down without a fight...

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: Ultimately, the kids outsmart Kevin, and he ends up falling into the swimming pool with the Caribbean Reef Sharks in it. He's shark bait, basically.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 3-Kevin was willing to kill a KID for money. And his methods to do so push him beyond redemption. From botched plane rides to that aforementioned shark pool, this man is not deserving in the slightest of the medals he got in the wars.

Trivia: -Kevin was played by Nigel Green, who you might remember as Hercules from "Jason and the Argonauts" from earlier.

-This film was based on a novel of the same name by Rohan O'Grady.


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By the end, you'll want to chuck everything under the sun at him.

"Bonding".
Refrain from the puns. Please.

All that's missing are frickin' laser beams.

War is Hell, but so is hunting for the inheritence money.

"I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A DOBERMAN!"


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